Porto’s potato balls are incredible.

Photoset: Occupy LA http://t.co/IXJwUtex

Occupy LA

Occupy LA

Dear woman who just pissed in the bushes outside of CVS, you’ve got balls. Oh! And don’t take that literally…unless you do.

RT @ehehr1955: View of the South Loop from the West Loop. Looks like how The Smiths sound. http://t.co/Rv9XrkT3

I should have gone to prison for college, it would have been cheaper.

Paramount Pictures suspends Footloose ads after “Cut Loose” slogan incites widespread public flatulence.

Thoughts of a Best Man - My brother just got married. Tied the knot. Got hitched. At twenty-five years old,… http://t.co/97BDGbHv

Thoughts of a Best Man

My brother just got married. Tied the knot. Got hitched.

At twenty-five years old, his actions are a 21st century social rarity like obtaining a job out of college or living free from parental roofs.

Statistics say that the average age for a man to marry in 2010 was 28; my brother however, exemplifies the national median of knickerbocker men in 1910. And I find it refreshing.

Refreshing in the confidence. He saw a road to the future and took his first step. he didn’t stand there toiling with the idea until canaries fell silent on other paths; he made a decision in a time when twentysomethings amble and idle, confused and conflicted, through indecisive days, months and years, and for that I am proud of him. For that I love him.

I believe it’s rare to find Gen Y-er’s with strong convictions, luckily I have one for a brother.

Back at the Michigan Theater with Ms. Gregg, @idiotkid49, and Ms. Loggins. Still beautiful! http://t.co/65kSHed3

Going to the chapel for my brother’s wedding!

Gainsbourg’s Heroic Life was like a threesome of sex, smoke and Pans Labyrinth, sans pleasure.

RT @TheTeenageHead: These emo jerk-offs definitely saw the GHOSTS…
http://t.co/SPFQsePK